1
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COME ON, HENRY,
LET'S GO UPSTAIRS

2
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AND SAY
YOUR PRAYERS.

3
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GRANDPA, CAN I PRAY
FOR THE POWER

4
00:00:08,309 --> 00:00:11,512
TO BLOW THINGS UP
WITH MY EYES?

5
00:00:11,545 --> 00:00:13,747
YEAH, I DON'T SEE
WHY NOT.

6
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SEAN, I'M HOME!

7
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HEY, GUYS.
WHERE'S SEAN?

8
00:00:16,517 --> 00:00:18,786
HE RAN OVER
TO THE O'KEEFE'S
NEXT DOOR.

9
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OH, GOD.
WHERE'S LILY?

10
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I THINK HE WAS
GONNA GO GET HER.

11
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OH, GOD.

12
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MOM, GRANDPA SAYS
I'M TOO OLD TO SLEEP
IN MY PAJAMAS.

13
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OH, WELL, YOU'RE NOT.

14
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I SLEEP IN THE NUDE.
I LIKE THE FEEL.

15
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I DO!

16
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YOU'RE WEARING
PAJAMAS. UPSTAIRS.

17
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EDDIE!

18
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I'M RIGHT BEHIND YOU.
STOP PANICKING.

19
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OH, COME ON, WHOA!

20
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HEY, I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO CALLED 911.

21
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I'M NOT THE ONE
WHO SCREAMED
LIKE A LITTLE GIRL.

22
00:00:45,313 --> 00:00:47,115
WHAT? DID YOU
FIND LILY?

23
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YEAH.
AND?

24
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UH, THINGS ARE
LOOKING UP.

25
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MOM, HENRY DOESN'T
HAVE ANY PANTS ON.

26
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OHH! PUT ON
YOUR PANTS, HENRY!

27
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Henry: I DON'T
WANT TO!

28
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HE SAID HE'S SLEEPING
GRANDPA-STYLE.

29
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ALL RIGHT,
I'M COMING UP!

30
00:01:05,566 --> 00:01:07,568
AND I AM NOT DONE
WITH YOU!

31
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WHAT'S
SHE SO WORRIED
ABOUT?

32
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UH, N-NOTHING.
IT'S JUST, UM,

33
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EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON,
ME AND EDDIE HAD TO GO

34
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BY THE DRUGSTORE
TO PICK UP,

35
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UH, A PERSONAL ITEM.

36
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CAN I HELP YOU?

37
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OH, HI. NO,
JUST BROWSING,
REALLY. THANKS.

38
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HE'S GOT TERRIBLE
JOCK ITCH.

39
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OH, JEEZ! IT'S NOT
TERRIBLE. HEH HEH!

40
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OH, COME ON. YOU'VE BEEN
DIGGING AT IT.

41
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AISLE 3,
ON THE RIGHT.

42
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IT--IT'S NOT
TERRIBLE!

43
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IT'S JUST--JUST
AN AVERAGE CASE
AT BEST.

44
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HEY, LOOK AT
THAT TWITCHY KID
AT THE CONDOM RACK.

45
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HEH HEH HEH!

46
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YOU REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE HIS AGE
BUYING CONDOMS?

47
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COME ON, COME ON!

48
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COME ON, COME ON,
COME ON, COME ON!

49
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COME ON,
TWIST THE KNOB, MAN.

50
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ALL RIGHT!
HEH HEH--

51
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OH! OH, YOU IDIOT!

52
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YOU--YOU DID
THE WRONG ONE!

53
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NO, I DIDN'T.

54
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YEAH, I GOT ASPIRIN!

55
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TURN THIS ONE.

56
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AW, MAN! I DON'T HAVE
ANY MORE QUARTERS!

57
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CLAUDIA'S WAITING
FOR ME RIGHT NOW,
AND I'VE GOT ASPIRIN.

58
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TELL HER
IT'S THE PILL.

59
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YOU--NO ONE...

60
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THOSE WERE STUPID,
STUPID TIMES.

61
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HEY, ISN'T THAT
THE KID FROM NEXT DOOR?

62
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WHERE?

63
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BUYING THE CONDOMS.
THAT'S LILY'S BOYFRIEND.

64
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BRAD O'KEEFE?!

65
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BRAD O'KEEFE WAS
BUYING CONDOMS?

66
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12 PACK.

67
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THE KID THINKS BIG.

68
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SEAN, THERE'S
A FIRE ENGINE

69
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OUTSIDE
THE O'KEEFE'S!

70
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WHAT? UH...

71
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MAN, THEY TAKE
THAT 911 STUFF
SO SERIOUSLY.

72
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MAN, THEY TAKE
THAT 911 STUFF
SO SERIOUSLY.

73
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YOU GUYS, THERE'S
A FIRE NEXT DOOR!

74
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OK, NOW, THERE'S NO FIRE.
THERE'S A FIRE ENGINE.

75
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CAN WE GO
SEE THE FIRE?

76
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WHOA, AREN'T YOU GUYS
SUPPOSED TO BE IN BED?

77
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NOT WHEN
THE NEIGHBORHOOD'S
BURNING DOWN.

78
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ALL RIGHT,
HEY, HEY, HEY!
THERE'S NO FIRE!

79
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AND IT'S PAST
YOUR BEDTIME.

80
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WHAT--WHY DO I
HAVE TO GO TO BED

81
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WHEN HE GOES TO BED?
I'M OLDER THAN HIM.

82
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YOU'RE NOT
GOING TO BED
AT HIS BEDTIME.

83
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HE'S GOING TO BED
AT YOUR BEDTIME.

84
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THEN WHY DOES HE GET
SPECIAL TREATMENT?

85
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BECAUSE I'M CUTER.

86
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OK, BOTH OF YOU
UPSTAIRS.

87
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COME ON.

88
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THOSE FIREMEN
LOOK ANGRY.

89
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THEY SHOULD BE PSYCHED
THERE'S NO FIRE.

90
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WHAT HAPPENED
OVER THERE, SEAN?

91
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DIDN'T YOU STICK
TO OUR STRATEGY?

92
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STRATEGY? COME ON,
WHAT STRATEGY?

93
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CLAUD! CLAUD!

94
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I SAW BRAD--

95
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BRAD O'KEEFE
BUYING CONDOMS.

96
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WHAT?

97
00:03:46,427 --> 00:03:48,362
BRAD O'KEEFE WAS
BUYING CONDOMS!

98
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OH, MY GOD.
I CAN'T GO TO WORK.

99
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NO, NO, WAIT,
I HAVE TO GO TO WORK

100
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BECAUSE I'M FILLING IN
FOR REBECCA.

101
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OH, GOD!
OH, MY GOD.

102
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YOU KNOW WHAT?
I'LL DEAL WITH IT.
I'VE GOT IT.

103
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YOU SURE?
YES, ABSOLUTELY.

104
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BUT I'M OPEN
TO SUGGESTIONS.

105
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ALL RIGHT, JUST, UM,
TRY TO ACT COOL.

106
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RIGHT, BE COOL. COOL.

107
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YES. AND KEEP HER
VERY CLOSE
TO THIS HOUSE.

108
00:04:06,314 --> 00:04:07,014
RIGHT.

109
00:04:07,047 --> 00:04:08,382
AND, UM, DON'T
TALK DOWN TO HER.

110
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JUST BE OPEN TO HER

111
00:04:09,182 --> 00:04:10,884
AND FOLLOW YOUR
NATURAL INSTINCTS.

112
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GOOD. RIGHT. OK.

113
00:04:12,653 --> 00:04:14,655
NO, NO. WAIT, WAIT!
YOU CAN'T--

114
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DON'T FOLLOW YOUR
NATURAL INSTINCTS!

115
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RIGHT! DON'T--YES!
YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M GONNA DO?

116
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I'M JUST--I'M GONNA
LAY DOWN THE LAW.

117
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NO, THAT'S ONE
OF YOUR INSTINCTS!

118
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WHEN YOU FORBID HER
TO DO SOMETHING,

119
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SHE'S JUST GONNA
TURN AROUND

120
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AND DO IT ANYWAY
JUST TO SPITE YOU.

121
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OH, RIGHT. GOD, NO!

122
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NO, NO, LISTEN!

123
00:04:30,203 --> 00:04:31,905
JUST STEER
CLEAR OF HER
TILL I GET HOME.

124
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OK, RIGHT. I'M GONNA
STEER CLEAR OF HER

125
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TILL YOU GET HOME. OK.

126
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STEER CLEAR.

127
00:04:36,944 --> 00:04:39,313
HOME. OK.

128
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NO, WAIT!

129
00:04:42,950 --> 00:04:43,751
YOU CAN'T STEER
CLEAR OF HER

130
00:04:43,784 --> 00:04:45,819
BECAUSE YOU GOTTA
KEEP AN EYE ON HER.

131
00:04:45,853 --> 00:04:46,787
OH, MY GOD, YEAH!

132
00:04:46,820 --> 00:04:48,989
JUST STAY CLOSE
TO HER AND DON'T
TALK TO HER.

133
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RIGHT!
LOVE YOU!

134
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ALL RIGHT,
LOVE YOU.

135
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[HORN HONKS]

136
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[HORN HONKS]

137
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WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
YOU GOTTA
TALK TO HER

138
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BECAUSE OTHERWISE
SHE'S GONNA
GET SUSPICIOUS.

139
00:05:00,734 --> 00:05:01,702
YEAH!

140
00:05:01,735 --> 00:05:03,471
SO, UM, ACT NATURAL.

141
00:05:03,504 --> 00:05:05,439
NATURAL! HA HA HA!

142
00:05:05,473 --> 00:05:06,239
YEAH! GOOD!

143
00:05:06,273 --> 00:05:07,775
THERE'S
SOME GOOD ADVICE
IN THERE.

144
00:05:07,808 --> 00:05:10,678
WHERE?
I DON'T KNOW.

145
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I DON'T SEE
WHY YOU'RE SO WORRIED.

146
00:05:12,746 --> 00:05:15,383
THAT O'KEEFE BOY IS
SUCH A MILQUETOAST.

147
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ALL RIGHT,
WHOA, WHOA, OK.

148
00:05:16,384 --> 00:05:19,787
HE MIGHT BE
A MILQUETOAST,
BUT SHE LIKES HIM.

149
00:05:21,755 --> 00:05:22,856
HEY!

150
00:05:22,890 --> 00:05:23,491
HI.

151
00:05:23,524 --> 00:05:25,025
READY TO GO
TO THE MOVIES?

152
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I CAN'T.
I HAVE OTHER PLANS.

153
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[WHIMPERS]

154
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OK, OK! IF YOU'RE
GONNA MAKE

155
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SUCH A HUGE DEAL
ABOUT IT,

156
00:05:31,732 --> 00:05:32,866
WE'LL GO
TO THE MOVIES.

157
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WELL, WHAT ABOUT
YOUR OTHER PLANS?

158
00:05:35,436 --> 00:05:37,838
I DON'T HAVE
OTHER PLANS.

159
00:05:37,871 --> 00:05:40,608
OH. I'M SORRY.

160
00:05:40,641 --> 00:05:42,910
UGH!

161
00:05:45,913 --> 00:05:47,147
SHE USES HIM
FOR A DOORMAT.

162
00:05:47,180 --> 00:05:49,817
DAD, YOU DON'T SPEAK
TEENAGE GIRL, ALL RIGHT?

163
00:05:49,850 --> 00:05:51,852
DOORMAT TRANSLATES
INTO "ME LIKEY."

164
00:05:51,885 --> 00:05:55,989
YEAH? THEN WHY
DOESN'T SHE SAY,
"ME LIKEY?"

165
00:05:56,023 --> 00:05:57,791
NO, NO. SHE'D
ONLY SAY THAT

166
00:05:57,825 --> 00:05:59,760
IF SHE WANTED
TO REALLY BLOW HIM OFF.

167
00:05:59,793 --> 00:06:01,695
UGH! THANK GOD
I HAD BOYS.

168
00:06:01,729 --> 00:06:03,597
THANKS, DAD,
MEANS A LOT.

169
00:06:03,631 --> 00:06:05,132
I DIDN'T MEAN YOU.

170
00:06:05,599 --> 00:06:07,901
LOOK, OK, I KNEW
SHE LIKED THIS KID BRAD, OK?

171
00:06:07,935 --> 00:06:09,670
AND I JUST DIDN'T WANT
TO SIT AROUND

172
00:06:09,703 --> 00:06:10,638
AND WATCH HIM SUFFER,

173
00:06:10,671 --> 00:06:12,573
SO I GAVE HIM
A LITTLE TALK,

174
00:06:12,606 --> 00:06:14,775
A LITTLE
CONFIDENCE BOOSTER.

175
00:06:15,909 --> 00:06:17,411
SHE LIKES ME?

176
00:06:17,445 --> 00:06:18,311
ABSOLUTELY.

177
00:06:18,345 --> 00:06:22,750
SO THAT'S
WHY SHE ACTS
LIKE SHE HATES ME.

178
00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:25,052
SEE, BRAD,
WOMEN DON'T ALWAYS MEAN

179
00:06:25,085 --> 00:06:26,487
WHAT THEY APPEAR
TO MEAN.

180
00:06:26,520 --> 00:06:28,722
THEY--THEY SEND
CONFUSING SIGNALS.

181
00:06:28,756 --> 00:06:30,157
LIKE, YOU KNOW MY WIFE.

182
00:06:30,190 --> 00:06:31,525
OH, YEAH!

183
00:06:31,559 --> 00:06:33,661
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT,
CALM DOWN.

184
00:06:33,694 --> 00:06:34,762
OK, SEE,
THERE WAS A TIME

185
00:06:34,795 --> 00:06:36,964
WHEN I THOUGHT CLAUDIA
DIDN'T LIKE ME.

186
00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:39,867
WHOO! OWW!

187
00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,435
HEY, CLAUDIA BUSTAMONTE!

188
00:06:41,469 --> 00:06:43,937
HEH HEH.
CAN I HELP YOU,
FINNERTY?

189
00:06:43,971 --> 00:06:44,705
HEY, I GOT
SOME NEW WOOFERS

190
00:06:44,738 --> 00:06:46,807
IN MY STEREO SYSTEM.
CHECK IT OUT.

191
00:06:46,840 --> 00:06:48,175
[LOUD MUSIC PLAYING]

192
00:06:48,208 --> 00:06:49,777
OH, YEAH!

193
00:06:49,810 --> 00:06:52,780
HA HA! WHOO!

194
00:06:52,813 --> 00:06:53,581
WHAT DO YOU THINK?

195
00:06:53,614 --> 00:06:56,717
SOUNDS PRETTY AWESOME,
HUH? HA HA HA!

196
00:07:02,956 --> 00:07:05,926
I'M OK! IT'S COOL!

197
00:07:07,194 --> 00:07:08,696
HOW'D IT WORK OUT?

198
00:07:08,729 --> 00:07:10,964
BRAD, WE'RE MARRIED.

199
00:07:10,998 --> 00:07:11,699
THAT'S COOL.

200
00:07:11,732 --> 00:07:13,667
YEAH, YEAH.
SO JUST RELAX, MAN.

201
00:07:13,701 --> 00:07:14,735
BE CONFIDENT,
ALL RIGHT?

202
00:07:14,768 --> 00:07:17,505
AND THAT WAY LILY
WILL STOP WALKING
ALL OVER YOU.

203
00:07:17,538 --> 00:07:18,872
YOU KNOW,
YOU GOTTA JUST--

204
00:07:18,906 --> 00:07:20,808
YOU GOTTA SHOW THE WORLD
HOW COOL YOU CAN BE.

205
00:07:20,841 --> 00:07:24,077
YOU KNOW, CUT CLASS
AND, UH, START A BAND.

206
00:07:24,111 --> 00:07:26,046
THROW A PARTY.

207
00:07:26,079 --> 00:07:26,914
YEAH, YEAH, LIKE...

208
00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:29,249
LIKE A "COMING OUT
AS A COOL GUY" PARTY!

209
00:07:29,282 --> 00:07:32,686
YEAH! YEAH, JUST DON'T
CALL IT THAT.

210
00:07:32,720 --> 00:07:35,455
SO YOU TOLD HIM
TO THROW A PARTY?

211
00:07:36,056 --> 00:07:39,793
UH, OK, THAT'S
A VERY LIBERAL
INTERPRETATION

212
00:07:39,827 --> 00:07:41,762
OF WHAT I SAID.

213
00:07:41,795 --> 00:07:43,096
YOU SHOULDN'T GET
ALL BUDDY-BUDDY

214
00:07:43,130 --> 00:07:45,065
WITH YOUR DAUGHTER'S
BOYFRIEND.

215
00:07:45,098 --> 00:07:47,134
THEN THE FEAR SUBSIDES.

216
00:07:47,167 --> 00:07:48,669
OK.

217
00:07:48,702 --> 00:07:49,970
YEAH, ALL COMMUNICATION
SHOULD COME

218
00:07:50,003 --> 00:07:51,672
IN THE FORM
OF A WARNING.

219
00:07:51,705 --> 00:07:53,541
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS, DAD.

220
00:07:53,574 --> 00:07:56,544
I'M GONNA BE A FIREMAN
WHEN I GROW UP.

221
00:07:56,577 --> 00:07:58,111
Jimmy:
NO, YOU'RE NOT.

222
00:07:58,145 --> 00:08:00,848
I CAN BE ANYTHING
I WANT TO BE.

223
00:08:00,881 --> 00:08:02,182
NO, YOU CAN'T!

224
00:08:02,215 --> 00:08:04,752
LAST WEEK YOU WANTED
TO BE A ROBOT.

225
00:08:04,785 --> 00:08:07,154
I CAN BE A ROBOT.

226
00:08:07,187 --> 00:08:08,689
YOU COULDN'T.

227
00:08:08,722 --> 00:08:10,924
FINE. I'LL BE A FIREMAN.

228
00:08:10,958 --> 00:08:12,192
YOU DON'T HAVE
THE STUFF.

229
00:08:12,225 --> 00:08:15,062
WHEN WE WENT CAMPING,
WHO PUT OUT THAT FIRE?

230
00:08:15,095 --> 00:08:16,564
YEAH, BUT WHEN
YOU'RE A FIREMAN

231
00:08:16,597 --> 00:08:17,965
YOU CAN'T PEE
ON A BURNING BUILDING.

232
00:08:17,998 --> 00:08:21,602
HEY, A FIREMAN USES
WHATEVER HE'S GOT!

233
00:08:21,635 --> 00:08:22,836
WELL, THEN I GUESS
YOUR BED

234
00:08:22,870 --> 00:08:25,138
WON'T BE
CATCHING FIRE
ANYTIME SOON.

235
00:08:25,172 --> 00:08:26,139
UGH! MOM!

236
00:08:26,173 --> 00:08:29,042
[BELLOWING]
GOT TO BED!

237
00:08:29,076 --> 00:08:30,611
LOOK, OK, LOOK,
THIS IS PRETTY GOOD.

238
00:08:30,644 --> 00:08:32,846
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE GOT
2 OUT OF 3 KIDS
UNDER CONTROL.

239
00:08:32,880 --> 00:08:36,049
WE BATTING,
LIKE, .666, HUH?

240
00:08:37,885 --> 00:08:38,752
THIS ISN'T BASEBALL.

241
00:08:38,786 --> 00:08:39,653
NO, I'M NOT TALKING
ABOUT BASEBALL, BABY.

242
00:08:39,687 --> 00:08:41,254
I'M TALKING ABOUT
THAT PART OF THE OMEN

243
00:08:41,288 --> 00:08:42,022
WHEN THEY LOOK
ON HIS SCALP

244
00:08:42,055 --> 00:08:45,025
AND SEE THE MARK
OF THE BEAST.

245
00:08:45,058 --> 00:08:47,728
AW, COME ON, BABY,
I'M JUST TRYING
TO BE OPTIMISTIC.

246
00:08:47,761 --> 00:08:50,698
LOOK, THIS WHOLE THING
WITH LILY WAS REALLY HARD.

247
00:08:50,731 --> 00:08:53,801
UM...WHOA.

248
00:08:53,834 --> 00:08:54,802
HOT OUTFIT.

249
00:08:54,835 --> 00:08:55,869
WH-WHERE YOU GOING?

250
00:08:55,903 --> 00:08:59,006
BRAD'S PARENTS
ARE OUT OF TOWN.
HE'S HAVING A PARTY.

251
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,974
OH, UH, LILY, LISTEN.

252
00:09:01,008 --> 00:09:02,209
I--I, UM, DON'T--

253
00:09:02,242 --> 00:09:04,912
OK, UM, WHO AM I, RIGHT,
TO SAY ANYTHING,

254
00:09:04,945 --> 00:09:06,647
BUT I'M NOT
SAYING THAT YOU--

255
00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:09,049
UH, YOU--KIDS TODAY ARE
FACED WITH, YOU KNOW,

256
00:09:09,082 --> 00:09:13,086
AND IF YOU DO--WHETHER
YOU SHOULD OR SHOULDN'T

257
00:09:13,120 --> 00:09:14,087
IS A WHOLE, UM--

258
00:09:14,121 --> 00:09:17,190
DAD, ARE YOU
TRYING TO TELL ME
NOT TO DO DRUGS?

259
00:09:17,224 --> 00:09:19,192
OK.

260
00:09:19,226 --> 00:09:21,094
I WON'T.

261
00:09:22,029 --> 00:09:23,997
DON'T WAIT UP!

262
00:09:24,031 --> 00:09:25,966
UM...

263
00:09:25,999 --> 00:09:27,935
WOW,
THAT SUCKED.

264
00:09:27,968 --> 00:09:29,236
YEAH.

265
00:09:30,003 --> 00:09:31,605
SO YOU JUST
LET HER GO?

266
00:09:31,639 --> 00:09:33,641
LOOK, YOU TOLD ME
I COULDN'T DO ANYTHING!

267
00:09:33,674 --> 00:09:35,242
I DIDN'T TELL YOU
TO DO NOTHING!

268
00:09:35,275 --> 00:09:37,077
WELL, WHAT WAS
I SUPPOSED TO DO?

269
00:09:37,110 --> 00:09:39,046
SOMETHING!

270
00:09:39,079 --> 00:09:40,781
OH, WE DID
SOMETHING.

271
00:09:40,814 --> 00:09:42,983
OH, WHAT?

272
00:09:43,016 --> 00:09:45,853
[METAL CLANGING]

273
00:09:52,025 --> 00:09:54,094
UM, DAD,
ARE YOU OK?

274
00:09:54,127 --> 00:09:55,062
UH, YEAH,
JIMMY, WHY?

275
00:09:55,095 --> 00:09:57,097
WELL, BECAUSE
YOU JUST SLAPPED
THAT HAMBURGER

276
00:09:57,130 --> 00:09:58,999
ALL THE WAY
THROUGH THE GRILL.

277
00:09:59,032 --> 00:10:01,635
HUH? OH!

278
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:03,470
OH, MAN, THESE GIRLS
KEEP STARING AT ME.

279
00:10:03,503 --> 00:10:06,974
YEAH, PROBABLY BECAUSE
YOU'RE JUMPING UP
AND DOWN LIKE A GEEK.

280
00:10:07,007 --> 00:10:09,810
I THINK NOT.

281
00:10:12,813 --> 00:10:16,183
LOOK, LOOK, CAN WE
PLEASE JUST TRY
TO IGNORE THE PARTY?

282
00:10:16,216 --> 00:10:17,117
ALL RIGHT, GUYS?

283
00:10:17,150 --> 00:10:18,686
I'M TRYING, BUT LOOK,
LOOK. CHECK THIS OUT.

284
00:10:18,719 --> 00:10:20,153
WILL YOU CHECK THIS OUT?

285
00:10:20,187 --> 00:10:22,022
WHAT?

286
00:10:25,158 --> 00:10:28,028
[IMITATING ELDERLY MAN]
YES, HELLO, OFFICER?

287
00:10:28,061 --> 00:10:29,129
YEAH, I'D LIKE TO REPORT

288
00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:32,365
A LOUD AND OUT OF CONTROL
PARTY.

289
00:10:32,399 --> 00:10:35,168
WELL, I WANT IT SHUT DOWN.

290
00:10:35,202 --> 00:10:37,037
WELL, I'M
A PROPERTY OWNER,

291
00:10:37,070 --> 00:10:39,873
AND A TAXPAYER, AND I HAVE
A HEART CONDITION,

292
00:10:39,907 --> 00:10:44,144
AND THIS ROCK 'N' ROLL
MUSIC'S KILLING ME!

293
00:10:45,112 --> 00:10:47,748
Sean: WHOA, WHOA! WELL,
IF IT AIN'T THE FUZZ!

294
00:10:47,781 --> 00:10:49,349
MAN, WHY DON'T YOU LET
THE KIDS HAVE SOME FUN?

295
00:10:49,382 --> 00:10:52,686
YEAH,
SINCE WHEN IS PARTYING
AGAINST THE LAW?

296
00:10:52,720 --> 00:10:54,755
HEY, SKATEBOARDING
IS NOT A CRIME!

297
00:10:54,788 --> 00:10:56,156
HEY, WHOA, WHOA.
YOU SMELL SOMETHING?

298
00:10:56,189 --> 00:10:58,125
I SMELL BACON! YEAH!

299
00:10:58,158 --> 00:10:59,827
WH-WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

300
00:10:59,860 --> 00:11:01,061
YOU LOOKING AT ME?
DON'T LOOK AT ME.

301
00:11:01,094 --> 00:11:04,064
GET HIGH!
PIGS CAN'T FLY!

302
00:11:04,097 --> 00:11:04,898
DON'T LOOK
OVER HERE.

303
00:11:04,932 --> 00:11:06,299
ALL RIGHT, SO WHAT
DID YOU SAY TO LILY

304
00:11:06,333 --> 00:11:07,300
WHEN SHE CAME OUT?

305
00:11:07,334 --> 00:11:08,068
NOTHING.
GOOD.

306
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:10,904
NO, NOT GOOD.
SHE NEVER CAME OUT.

307
00:11:11,772 --> 00:11:13,406
WHERE THE--

308
00:11:13,440 --> 00:11:14,875
GOD!

309
00:11:14,908 --> 00:11:16,844
UGH! THE COPS LEFT
OVER AN HOUR AGO.

310
00:11:16,877 --> 00:11:17,845
WHERE IS SHE?

311
00:11:17,878 --> 00:11:19,279
RIGHT THERE.
WHERE?

312
00:11:19,312 --> 00:11:21,014
THAT UPSTAIRS
ROOM.

313
00:11:21,048 --> 00:11:22,816
OH, GOD.

314
00:11:22,850 --> 00:11:23,817
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

315
00:11:23,851 --> 00:11:26,787
CHECK OUT
ALL THOSE CANDLES.

316
00:11:27,154 --> 00:11:29,256
I WISH MY FIRST TIME
HAD BEEN THAT ROMANTIC.

317
00:11:29,289 --> 00:11:30,157
SHUT UP!

318
00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:31,091
OH, I'M SORRY.

319
00:11:31,124 --> 00:11:32,259
SORRY, THAT WAS
INSENSITIVE.

320
00:11:32,292 --> 00:11:34,194
WHAT ARE YOU
LOOKING AT?

321
00:11:34,227 --> 00:11:35,262
YOU KNOW, I'M GONNA
GO OVER THERE

322
00:11:35,295 --> 00:11:36,730
AND GET LILY
RIGHT NOW.

323
00:11:36,764 --> 00:11:37,597
SHE'S GONNA
HATE YOU.

324
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:40,333
A LOT OF PEOPLE HATE ME.
ARE YOU COMING?

325
00:11:43,470 --> 00:11:46,740
WHAT WERE
THEY LOOKING AT?!

326
00:11:50,110 --> 00:11:53,747
HEY, EDDIE, YOU GOT
A CREDIT CARD?

327
00:11:53,781 --> 00:11:56,116
YES, I DO.

328
00:11:57,284 --> 00:12:00,187
WHERE'D YOU GET
A GOLD CARD?

329
00:12:01,154 --> 00:12:03,991
IT'S YOURS.

330
00:12:05,425 --> 00:12:07,494
[DOOR SHUTS]

331
00:12:15,235 --> 00:12:18,471
OH! GRR!

332
00:12:20,273 --> 00:12:24,111
[ALL SCREAMING]

333
00:12:25,078 --> 00:12:25,913
WHAT WERE THEY DOING?

334
00:12:25,946 --> 00:12:28,281
THEY WERE PLAYING
WITH THE OUIJA BOARD.

335
00:12:28,315 --> 00:12:29,549
OH, THAT'S
A RELIEF.

336
00:12:29,582 --> 00:12:32,152
THEY'RE JUST
INTO SATANISM.

337
00:12:33,220 --> 00:12:34,922
GOD, DID LILY FREAK OUT?
WHAT SHE DO?

338
00:12:34,955 --> 00:12:39,759
UH, WELL, HONESTLY,
I THINK I HANDLED IT
PRETTY WELL.

339
00:12:41,161 --> 00:12:44,031
UM, UM...FIRE!

340
00:12:49,469 --> 00:12:50,470
MAN, THIS IS LAME.

341
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:53,006
YEAH, THERE'S
NOTHING ON FIRE.

342
00:12:53,040 --> 00:12:54,942
HEY! HEY!

343
00:12:54,975 --> 00:12:58,045
CAN YOU SPRAY SOME FOAM
ON SOMETHING?

344
00:12:58,078 --> 00:12:59,847
WE DON'T USE FOAM, SON.

345
00:12:59,880 --> 00:13:01,281
THAT'S JUST USED
AT AIRPORTS.

346
00:13:01,314 --> 00:13:02,916
CAN YOU FOAM ME?

347
00:13:02,950 --> 00:13:05,886
NO, I CAN'T.
IS YOUR DAD HOME?

348
00:13:05,919 --> 00:13:09,356
IF I TELL YOU,
WILL YOU FOAM ME?

349
00:13:09,389 --> 00:13:10,423
NO.

350
00:13:10,457 --> 00:13:12,826
COME ON IN.

351
00:13:13,426 --> 00:13:15,996
DAD,
THEY COULDN'T
FIND ANY FIRE.

352
00:13:16,029 --> 00:13:16,997
WELL, DID THEY
EVEN LOOK?

353
00:13:17,030 --> 00:13:19,066
YES,
THEY LOOKED!

354
00:13:19,099 --> 00:13:20,968
WHAT EXACTLY
DID YOU THINK YOU SAW?

355
00:13:21,001 --> 00:13:22,569
WHOA! THERE'S NO
"I THINK" ABOUT IT.

356
00:13:22,602 --> 00:13:23,436
ALL RIGHT?
I KNOW WHAT I SAW,

357
00:13:23,470 --> 00:13:28,208
IT WAS ORANGE
AND FLICKERING
AND FIERY.

358
00:13:29,076 --> 00:13:31,144
WE FOUND CANDLES.

359
00:13:31,178 --> 00:13:33,847
DID YOU PUT THEM OUT?

360
00:13:33,881 --> 00:13:36,016
SIR, CALLING IN
A FALSE ALARM
IS A FELONY.

361
00:13:36,049 --> 00:13:38,018
OH, I SEE. TO BE
ON THE SAFE SIDE,

362
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:40,187
WE SHOULD'VE SET
THE WHOLE HOUSE ON FIRE.

363
00:13:40,220 --> 00:13:42,990
THAT IS ALSO A FELONY.

364
00:13:43,023 --> 00:13:46,193
YOU GOT ALL THE ANGLES,
DON'T YOU?

365
00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:51,364
ALL RIGHT, LET'S
PACK UP THE HOSES!

366
00:13:51,398 --> 00:13:53,566
YOU'RE DOING
GOD'S WORK, SIR.

367
00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,402
DAD, HAVE YOU LOST
YOUR MIND?

368
00:13:55,435 --> 00:13:57,037
I WAS CONCERNED.

369
00:13:57,070 --> 00:13:57,704
OH!

370
00:13:57,737 --> 00:13:58,939
MOM, WHY ARE YOU
HUGGING ME?

371
00:13:58,972 --> 00:14:01,074
BECAUSE YOU WERE
PLAYING OUIJA.

372
00:14:01,108 --> 00:14:04,244
SHE--SHE'S JUST GLAD
TO HAVE YOU HOME.

373
00:14:04,277 --> 00:14:06,880
INTACT.
DAD.

374
00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,316
OK, WHAT IS
GOING ON?
YOU OK?

375
00:14:09,349 --> 00:14:10,951
YES, EXCEPT
FOR THE FACT

376
00:14:10,984 --> 00:14:15,055
THAT DAD SCARED
THE HELL OUT OF US.

377
00:14:16,556 --> 00:14:18,491
SPIRITS, TELL US

378
00:14:18,525 --> 00:14:23,263
WHO AMONG US WILL BE
THE FIRST TO DIE?

379
00:14:25,032 --> 00:14:26,533
OH, THIS IS
TOO CREEPY.

380
00:14:26,566 --> 00:14:28,535
SHH! IT'S MOVING.

381
00:14:28,568 --> 00:14:32,505
OH, NO. IT'S MOVING
TOWARDS "B".

382
00:14:33,540 --> 00:14:36,343
OH, NO! "B" FOR BRAD!

383
00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:41,314
SPIRITS, DOES "B"
STAND FOR BRAD?

384
00:14:46,519 --> 00:14:48,088
Girl: YES!

385
00:14:48,121 --> 00:14:50,690
OH, I'M GONNA DIE!

386
00:14:50,723 --> 00:14:54,227
WELL, NOT SOON.
JUST FIRST.

387
00:14:54,261 --> 00:14:56,029
SPIRITS...

388
00:14:56,063 --> 00:14:58,999
IS BRAD GOING
TO DIE SOON?

389
00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:01,168
DON'T ASK IT THAT!

390
00:15:02,669 --> 00:15:05,205
IT'S MOVING
TOWARDS "YES" AGAIN.

391
00:15:06,106 --> 00:15:07,240
[DOOR SLAMS SHUT]

392
00:15:07,274 --> 00:15:09,242
WHA--WHAT WAS THAT?!

393
00:15:09,276 --> 00:15:10,677
MAYBE IT WAS A SPIRIT.

394
00:15:10,710 --> 00:15:14,147
IS IT COMING
FOR BRAD?

395
00:15:14,181 --> 00:15:15,248
ASK IT TO GO AWAY!

396
00:15:15,282 --> 00:15:17,250
IT DOESN'T WORK
THAT WAY!

397
00:15:17,284 --> 00:15:20,520
[FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING]

398
00:15:24,157 --> 00:15:26,093
[ALL SCREAMING]

399
00:15:26,126 --> 00:15:27,961
UM, UM...FIRE!

400
00:15:27,995 --> 00:15:31,198
I'M GONNA DIE!

401
00:15:31,231 --> 00:15:32,365
WE WERE TERRIFIED.

402
00:15:32,399 --> 00:15:34,734
YEAH, HEY, HEY!
I WAS TRAUMATIZED, TOO.

403
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:36,303
BUT YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO BROKE IN!

404
00:15:36,336 --> 00:15:39,139
OK, NOW WE'RE PLAYING
THE BLAME GAME. GREAT.

405
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,608
[DOORBELL RINGS]

406
00:15:42,409 --> 00:15:43,543
HEY, MR.
AND MRS. FINNERTY.

407
00:15:43,576 --> 00:15:46,046
JUST WANTED TO SAY
DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

408
00:15:46,079 --> 00:15:49,049
I GOT OUT SAFE.
THERE'S NO FIRE.

409
00:15:49,282 --> 00:15:52,285
GOT A LOT OF GUTS
COMING AROUND HERE,
SHOWING YOUR FACE.

410
00:15:52,319 --> 00:15:53,120
Sean:
THAT'S RIGHT.

411
00:15:53,153 --> 00:15:56,056
YEAH, STILL GONNA
HAVE TO BUST YOU UP.

412
00:15:56,089 --> 00:15:57,190
WHAT?

413
00:15:57,224 --> 00:15:58,625
WHAT'S WRONG
WITH YOU TWO?

414
00:15:58,658 --> 00:16:00,293
OH, COME ON. DON'T
PLAY ALL INNOCENT.
ALL RIGHT?

415
00:16:00,327 --> 00:16:02,129
WE KNOW WHAT YOU TWO
WERE UP TO.

416
00:16:02,162 --> 00:16:04,231
AND WHAT'S THAT?

417
00:16:07,600 --> 00:16:10,303
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT, PAL!

418
00:16:12,405 --> 00:16:13,706
OK, WHERE ARE THEY?

419
00:16:13,740 --> 00:16:15,275
HEE HEE HEE!

420
00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:17,444
NO LAUGHING, PUNK!

421
00:16:17,477 --> 00:16:21,248
OH! OH, WHAT DO
WE HAVE HERE,
YOUNG MAN?

422
00:16:21,281 --> 00:16:22,382
HMM?

423
00:16:22,415 --> 00:16:23,383
I--I--

424
00:16:23,416 --> 00:16:24,584
WHAT ARE THOSE?

425
00:16:24,617 --> 00:16:27,754
THANK GOD
SHE DOESN'T KNOW.

426
00:16:27,787 --> 00:16:29,689
I KNOW WHAT THEY ARE!

427
00:16:29,722 --> 00:16:31,524
I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE
THAT HE HAS THEM.

428
00:16:31,558 --> 00:16:34,494
I'M SORRY, LILY.
I WAS TRYING TO DO
THE RESPONSIBLE THING.

429
00:16:34,527 --> 00:16:37,097
I MEAN, WE NEEDED
PROTECTION.

430
00:16:37,130 --> 00:16:38,231
PROTECTION FROM WHAT?

431
00:16:38,265 --> 00:16:42,369
IN CASE OUR PASSIONS
GOT OUT OF CONTROL.

432
00:16:44,104 --> 00:16:44,704
OW!

433
00:16:44,737 --> 00:16:48,541
YEAH, LIKE THAT,
BUT NICE.

434
00:16:48,808 --> 00:16:51,711
WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
THAT THERE IS
"PASSION" BETWEEN US?

435
00:16:51,744 --> 00:16:54,714
LILY, WOMEN SEND SIGNALS,

436
00:16:54,747 --> 00:16:57,650
AND YOU'VE BEEN SENDING ME
SIGNALS FOR A LONG TIME.

437
00:16:57,684 --> 00:16:59,319
WHAT SIGNALS?

438
00:16:59,352 --> 00:17:02,722
YOU KNOW, LIKE EVEN
TONIGHT AT THE PARTY.

439
00:17:02,755 --> 00:17:05,292
HA HA HA!

440
00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,875
YOU HAD DIP
ON YOUR FACE.

441
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:56,643
YEAH?

442
00:17:56,676 --> 00:17:58,545
I WAS TELLING YOU
TO WIPE IT OFF.

443
00:17:58,578 --> 00:18:00,780
THAT'S NOT A SIGNAL.

444
00:18:01,248 --> 00:18:03,850
HE'S A 15-YEAR-OLD BOY.
EVERYTHING'S A SIGNAL.

445
00:18:03,883 --> 00:18:05,318
YOU UNDERSTAND!

446
00:18:05,352 --> 00:18:06,119
YEAH, I UNDERSTAND,

447
00:18:06,153 --> 00:18:07,754
BUT YOU'RE STILL
GONNA GET BUSTED UP.

448
00:18:07,787 --> 00:18:11,424
BUT MR. FINNERTY EXPLAINED
ALL ABOUT SIGNALS.

449
00:18:11,458 --> 00:18:13,793
HE--HE SAID
YOU LIKED ME.

450
00:18:14,894 --> 00:18:16,496
YOU TALKED TO HIM?

451
00:18:16,529 --> 00:18:20,167
UH, UM, WELL, WE WERE
JUST--WE HAD A CHAT.

452
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,234
ABOUT ME?

453
00:18:21,268 --> 00:18:22,335
UH, WELL, YOU KNOW,

454
00:18:22,369 --> 00:18:25,272
UH, UM, YOUR NAME
MIGHT HAVE COME UP.

455
00:18:25,305 --> 00:18:26,373
AAH!

456
00:18:26,406 --> 00:18:28,408
OH, COME ON, LILY!

457
00:18:28,441 --> 00:18:31,344
I WAS TRYING
TO BE HELPFUL!

458
00:18:31,378 --> 00:18:36,383
OH, MAN. THE OUIJA BOARD
WAS RIGHT.

459
00:18:38,251 --> 00:18:39,352
LILY.

460
00:18:39,386 --> 00:18:41,354
WHAT IS WRONG
WITH YOU PEOPLE?

461
00:18:41,388 --> 00:18:42,422
IS SEX
ALL YOU EVER
THINK ABOUT?

462
00:18:42,455 --> 00:18:46,393
COME ON, YOU'RE--
NO, YOU'RE OUR DAUGHTER,
COME ON!

463
00:18:46,426 --> 00:18:48,795
YOU NEED
TO GET A HOBBY.

464
00:18:49,329 --> 00:18:51,898
DID YOU KNOW BRAD
HAD BOUGHT CONDOMS?
NO!

465
00:18:51,931 --> 00:18:54,401
WELL, THEN YOU DON'T KNOW
EVERYTHING, DO YOU?

466
00:18:54,434 --> 00:18:56,569
OH! BUT STILL,
I MEAN, IT'S BRAD, OK?

467
00:18:56,603 --> 00:18:57,437
I COULD TAKE HIM
TO THE PARK

468
00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,906
AND MAKE HIM CATCH
FRISBEES IN HIS MOUTH.

469
00:18:59,939 --> 00:19:01,374
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,
LIKE A DOG, OK?

470
00:19:01,408 --> 00:19:02,475
AND LIKE A DOG,
YOU CAN BRING HIM HOME,

471
00:19:02,509 --> 00:19:06,879
AND HE'S GONNA TRY
TO GET ALL FRIENDLY
WITH YOUR LEG.

472
00:19:06,913 --> 00:19:07,914
EW.

473
00:19:07,947 --> 00:19:09,882
LOOK, LOOK,
ARE YOU TELLING ME
THAT HE DIDN'T TRY

474
00:19:09,916 --> 00:19:11,351
TO PULL ANY MOVES
AT THIS PARTY?

475
00:19:11,384 --> 00:19:15,522
NO! I MEAN, WE BARELY
EVEN TALKED. WE--

476
00:19:17,390 --> 00:19:19,326
OH, GOD.

477
00:19:19,359 --> 00:19:21,528
HE IS SO LAME.

478
00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,236
SO, UH, WHAT DO YOU
WANT TO DO?

479
00:19:29,269 --> 00:19:31,871
YOU'RE HAVING
A PARTY, BRAD.

480
00:19:31,904 --> 00:19:33,840
I KIND OF WANT
TO DO THAT.

481
00:19:33,873 --> 00:19:36,243
R-RIGHT.

482
00:19:36,676 --> 00:19:38,445
R-REMEMBER
WHEN WE WERE KIDS?

483
00:19:38,478 --> 00:19:40,913
THAT COWBOY WALLPAPER
IN MY ROOM?

484
00:19:40,947 --> 00:19:43,416
YEAH?
IT'S DOWN.

485
00:19:43,450 --> 00:19:44,717
DON'T HAVE IT ANYMORE.

486
00:19:44,751 --> 00:19:45,952
GREAT!

487
00:19:45,985 --> 00:19:47,554
YEAH, IT'S BLUE NOW.

488
00:19:47,587 --> 00:19:51,391
WELL, THAT'S GOOD.
YOU LIKE BLUE.

489
00:19:51,424 --> 00:19:54,494
DEFINITELY!

490
00:19:54,527 --> 00:19:56,563
SO YOU WANT TO SEE IT?

491
00:19:56,596 --> 00:19:57,630
THE BLUE?

492
00:19:57,664 --> 00:19:59,532
YEAH, IF YOU WANT.

493
00:19:59,566 --> 00:20:01,601
NOW?
SURE!

494
00:20:01,634 --> 00:20:04,337
NO.

495
00:20:05,272 --> 00:20:07,807
YOU KNOW MY PARENTS
ARE GONE?

496
00:20:07,840 --> 00:20:09,008
SO?

497
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:11,378
SO...

498
00:20:11,411 --> 00:20:12,912
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT, BRAD?

499
00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:15,014
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

500
00:20:15,047 --> 00:20:18,585
WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT?

501
00:20:19,386 --> 00:20:20,186
HEH HEH!

502
00:20:20,219 --> 00:20:23,022
SEE, I TOLD YOU!
HE HAD IT ON HIS MIND.

503
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,090
BECAUSE
YOU PUT IT THERE.

504
00:20:24,123 --> 00:20:26,493
ALL RIGHT, LOOK,
I MIGHT HAVE GIVEN HIM
SOME ADVICE,

505
00:20:26,526 --> 00:20:27,627
BUT I CERTAINLY
DIDN'T TELL HIM

506
00:20:27,660 --> 00:20:31,398
TO SUIT UP
FOR THE BIG GAME.

507
00:20:31,431 --> 00:20:33,566
OK, YOU TALKED
ABOUT ME WITH BRAD.

508
00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,370
YOU CALLED
THE FIRE DEPARTMENT
ON MY OUIJA GAME.

509
00:20:37,404 --> 00:20:39,306
IT'S SO HUMILIATING.

510
00:20:39,339 --> 00:20:40,840
BUT WE DO THINGS
LIKE THIS BECAUSE
WE'RE CONCERNED,

511
00:20:40,873 --> 00:20:43,476
AND WHEN
WE'RE CONCERNED
WE GET INVOLVED,

512
00:20:43,510 --> 00:20:46,513
AND THAT LEADS
TO HUMILIATION.

513
00:20:46,546 --> 00:20:48,014
YEAH, YOU KNOW,
A LOT OF PARENTS
DON'T CARE ENOUGH

514
00:20:48,047 --> 00:20:50,550
ABOUT THEIR KIDS
TO HUMILIATE THEM.

515
00:20:50,583 --> 00:20:52,452
BUT WE DO.

516
00:20:53,320 --> 00:20:55,988
MOM, DAD,
COULD YOU TRY LOVING ME

517
00:20:56,022 --> 00:20:58,591
WITHOUT CARING SO MUCH?

518
00:20:59,592 --> 00:21:00,793
WE'LL TRY.

519
00:21:00,827 --> 00:21:01,861
FOR YOU.

520
00:21:01,894 --> 00:21:04,431
THANK YOU.

521
00:21:05,665 --> 00:21:08,335
HEH HEH! SEE?

522
00:21:08,368 --> 00:21:09,302
MY STRATEGY WORKED.

523
00:21:09,336 --> 00:21:12,672
OH, YOU DID NOT
HAVE A STRATEGY.
YES, I DID.

524
00:21:12,705 --> 00:21:14,907
I GOT SOME STRATEGY.

525
00:21:16,676 --> 00:21:17,544
COME ON, LET'S GO.

526
00:21:17,577 --> 00:21:21,581
I'M SORRY.
I WASN'T REALLY
BEING MYSELF.

527
00:21:21,614 --> 00:21:23,983
I DON'T KNOW
WHAT I WAS THINKING.

528
00:21:24,016 --> 00:21:25,685
IT'S JUST THAT...

529
00:21:25,718 --> 00:21:27,520
YOU'RE SO BEAUTIFUL.

530
00:21:27,554 --> 00:21:29,456
SERIOUSLY?

531
00:21:29,489 --> 00:21:30,557
YEAH.

532
00:21:30,590 --> 00:21:33,860
THAT'S
REALLY SWEET, BRAD.

533
00:21:40,533 --> 00:21:41,901
ARE YOU SERIOUS?

534
00:21:41,934 --> 00:21:43,603
YEAH.

535
00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,038
JUST A SECOND.

536
00:21:47,974 --> 00:21:50,009
YEAH!

537
00:21:50,042 --> 00:21:51,611
COME HERE,
YOU LITTLE--

538
00:21:51,644 --> 00:21:53,713
IF I GET
MY HANDS ON YOU--

539
00:21:53,746 --> 00:21:55,348
YOU BETTER RUN!

540
00:21:58,017 --> 00:21:58,685
YOU HAVE A SON
ABOUT THIS BIG,
BROWN HAIR?

541
00:21:58,718 --> 00:22:00,119
UH, YEAH, YEAH.
HE'S UPSTAIRS.

542
00:22:00,152 --> 00:22:03,322
NO, HE'S NOT.

543
00:22:07,093 --> 00:22:07,960
HEY, DAD!

544
00:22:07,994 --> 00:22:10,597
HENRY, YOU COME DOWN
FROM THERE
RIGHT NOW!

545
00:22:10,630 --> 00:22:12,632
FINE.

546
00:22:18,805 --> 00:22:20,006
PSYCH!

547
00:22:20,039 --> 00:22:20,740
HENRY!

548
00:22:20,773 --> 00:22:23,976
MY GOD, HE DOES
HAVE THE STUFF.


